Top 10 Irish Insults

Dear Diary, Today is St Patrick's Day. A day where people embrace being Irish even if they're 100% Polish like my Dadders. However, in his defense he was baptized on St Paddy's Day and his middle name is Patrick. On the other paw, Mom has Irish blood - and a temper mixed with Scottish and German, so watch out when she's on a rampage. Anyway! Today I'm Turkish-Irish and thought I'd embrace my inner AssRabbit by having fun with Irish Insults. Hope my readers enjoy... and if not... they can pick one below and take it purrsonally.

The Primal Habits of Humans

Dear Diary: 

You wouldn't think cats would be bothered by Mondays, but the truth is, we notice the primal habits of our hoomons change with the start of the week. Fur instance, Monday is trash day. The truck arrives at the Crack of Dawn, and unless Dadders rolls outta bed before that dawn cracks, we all get to enjoy our garbage for another three days. And let me reassure you, our household makes more garbage than ANY other house on our block.