Dear Diary, Today is St Patrick's Day. A day where people embrace being Irish even if they're 100% Polish like my Dadders. However, in his defense he was baptized on St Paddy's Day and his middle name is Patrick. On the other paw, Mom has Irish blood - and a temper mixed with Scottish and German, so watch out when she's on a rampage. Anyway! Today I'm Turkish-Irish and thought I'd embrace my inner AssRabbit by having fun with Irish Insults. Hope my readers enjoy... and if not... they can pick one below and take it purrsonally.
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Oh dearie me Rabbit. you are too Irish funny today. thanks fur the chuckles, but
ReplyDeleteI have to back to sleep as it is raining cats and dogs and that is frightening. No
pot of gold here. Precious
Remind me not to get on the wrong side of you, Rabbit!
ReplyDeleteHAH! The nurse slapped your mother!!!! Good ones. Now I'll share some jokes.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A rash of good luck.
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
Regular Rocks are too heavy
Heeheehee! That manure comment got me, I may not ever use it, but I know I'm going to think it a time or two.
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